Dantai's Sick And Twisted Dialogues

''Girls pretend to be all mature until they're all like, 'Ow my arse hurts, I'm only 13!'''
''You fucked a 13 year old in the arse!?''
''I didn't want to break her heiman.''

''A jewish girl gave me a blowjob, does that make me kosher?''
''Depends, did she swallow?''

''He says he's alright with the breakup.''
''Arw, it's so nice of him to pretend.''

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