What kind of Roleplayer are you?

Subject: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Mon May 26, 2008 12:51 am

Quote :: 1. The Real Man - "Hot Diggity!! Gnoll outpost at twelve o'clock!! CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!"

2. The Real Roleplayer - "Don't start yet!! I need my two minutes to get properly into character."

3. The Loonie - "I sheathe my longsword and kiss the ogre on the lips."

4. The Munchkin - "Five arch-devils and two demigods? That's ALL?! I guess I'll only need to use six of my rings for this encounter."

5. The Coward - "Yikes! Three kobolds!! Retreat! Retreat!"

6. The Troublemaker - "Just before the Mayor gives his speech to the town, I cast 'command - vomit' on him."

7. The Novice - "I just rolled a 2 on my 'to hit' roll. Did I want high or low?"

8. The Tactician - "The archer will move silently into position behind the podium, carefully aiming at the sergeant. The mage will remain behind the door in preparation of a 'sleep' spell which will be centered at the table around which are the bulk of the guards. Meanwhile, the fighter and I . . ."

9. The Quiet Type - "I dunno . . . I lob off another arrow at the monster this round, I guess."

10. The Punster - "You know how many clerics it takes to fix a light bulb? One to cast 'cure light'."

11. The PC Infighter - "Since Ruth's been such a twit, I hit her in the face with my flail while she's casting her 'find familiar' spell."

12. Joe I-Got-the-Rules-Down-Pat - "No, if you look in the DMG, page 87, paragraph 5, you'll find this spell won't affect griffons."

13. The Whiner - "Three points?! I take THREE POINTS OF DAMAGE!?! Frank, what the hell kind of grudge do you have against me?"

14. The Bully - "Are you sure I don't make my saving throw? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? Do you want to keep your nose the way it is, Lou?"

15. Mr. Greedy - "So it's not evil? And it's not attacking? So what! I WANT THAT XP!!!!"

16. The Cheater - "I roll an... 18! It hits!" [Quickly grabs dice.]

17. The Chastiser - "And you DIDN'T SEE THAT TRAP COMING? Hahahaha!! Just how long did you say you've been playing this game?"

18. The Kamikaze Guy - "I jump off our perch, taking careful aim to land dead center on the hobgoblin patrol. Just before I hit the ground, though, I set off the "fire trap' on all my nine flasks of oil."

19. The Good Roller - "Oh, looky here. An 03 on percentile dice. If that door was trapped, I just found something."

20. The Bad Roller - "Oh, damn it all!! *Another* critical fumble!!"

21. The Braggart - "The thought of you attacking me isn't even interesting. I could get off a 'sleep' spell and slit your unconscious throat before you even get your longsword out of its sheath."

22. The Reminiscer - "Say, y'know, this is like the time our party thief spent twenty minutes trying to lock-pick an unlocked door."

23. Goody Two-Shoes - "Wait a minute. Even if they are orcs, we just can't kill them when they're asleep and can't defend themselves."

24. The Overoptimistic Daydreamer - "After we get through this campaign, and have gained about nine, ten levels, I'm going to buy me the finest battle axe 3 money can buy."

25. Short-Attention-Span Man - "Hmmm? What? Are we attacking now?"

I take no credit for this.

Guest

I think I've read some of those in various web comics. Number 13 specifically >.>

Guest

Come to think of it, I think I put the wrong thing down. In warhammer, I'm the guy who memorizes the rules word for word. I love it when people tell me (in very shrill voice) "You can't do that!!!" then I reply "check page 21 of the rulebook" or something like that and they check and I just laugh at the exprressions on their faces.

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:51 am

I must say, I think I am the troublemaker. What the hell, can't someone have a little fun in their lives???

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:52 pm

1, 6, 10, 20, 25

Guest

Oh! I remember a game of Warhammer 40k where it was my Eldar vs Steve Scarman's Eldar. My fire dragon's were shooting at his Falcon Grav Tank, and because they have melta weapons and were under half range and my exarch had the tank hunters upgade, all I needed to do to penetrate it's armour was get a 12 by rolling 2D6 plus the strength of the weapons (which is 8 ) plus an extra one for the exarch's tank hunter skill. Sounds easy right?
Wrong!
Every single attempt to penetrate gave me a double one. not one single shot out of 6 melta shots penetrated the armour of this tank, and fire dragons are the masters of tank hunting.

So yeah, add 20 to my list.

And I seem to be doing a lot of reminicing as well...so you can add 22

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:02 am

Guest

1, 8, 12

8 and 12 dont win me a lot of friends whilst playing warhammer to be honest...

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:19 pm

When it comes to warhammer, i'm a 13 and 20. Because when you roll as bad as I do, everything hurts Razz

Including half the psychic powers I use Razz

Oh, and Andz forgot to mention he also is a 19, since he's pretty much inbeatable...bloody rolling to save...

Guest

When it comes to rolling saves, I'm a gun. I almost never fail my conceal save, and in fantasy when my save is reduced to 6+ by the ridiculous hitting power of Chaos and Vampire counts I do surprisingly well. But when my knights charge and only need a 2+ to wound...guess how many 1s are rolled.

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:35 pm

Rolling is always what gets me. I can have the best units in the right place at the right time, and i'll always fail to kill enough people, or i'll miss with the sniper, or soemthing stupid like that. And the other guy always goes 'Oh, my awesome super powered unit of death is alive? And now your army is dead? Wow!'

And i blame God, because if there is one, he blatantly hates me. (Coz my nose is so huge, he MUST have a sense of humour)

And i swear i didn't do it.

*Edited by Comrade....guess where*

Guest

What you must do to appease the dice gods is to play the 6s game before each battle. What you do is roll your dice and take out every single six before rolling the remaining dice which did not come up as 6.

Rhinse and repeat until every dice shows 6, and don't let anyone else touch your dice or they will be CURSED!!!

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:57 am

Does that work with D20's? Razz

Guest

I guess so, but it would have to be the 20s game with them.

Subject: Re: What kind of Roleplayer are you? Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:53 am

I'm defenately the kamikazie guy.

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